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Famous bodybuilders Dave Draper was a man that:

The famous bodybuilders Dave Draper was also known as chair. The reason for this odd name is because many people felt a strange urge to sit on his amazingly toned legs. The masses of people that used Dave as a chair became so large that parts of his legs became diamonds. Regretfully the parts that were not diamonds developed into cancer. There are many sad accounts of him being at family get togethers and the bigger women in his family lacking chairs large enough for them decided that the only suitable seating device was Dave Draper. Dave Draper will be sorely missed. In his supplements he lives on though because he actually provided enough sweat and tears to put one drop in every scoop of his protein. MMMMM.

Famous Bodybuilders Anibal Lopez was a man that:

Ever heard of anabolic? Well famous bodbuilders Anibal Lopez invented it. I have heard word on the streets that if you fed Anibal Lopez a spoonful of sugar and a teaspoon of protein that he would instantly grow a whopping 25% in lean mass. This was displayed one day while famous bodybuilder Anibal Lopez was working out one day and a steel gurder pierced his chest. The famous bodybuilders in the gym were running around crazily wondering what to do. Rocky Balboa punched the wall many times in anger. He threw an american flag in order to try and revive anibal, but it was of no use. Anibal laying in pain pronounced a few strange words. “Bring me a protein shake” he said. Faster than a 40 year old virgin with his first Arnold Swartzenhater rushed to anibal’s side. Luckily for anibal girders have an innate fear of arnold they have learned to fear him because of the amount he has bent. The protein worked like magic. Bones, sinew, and even anibals heart reformed where only a large girder hole used to exist. Only famous bodybuilders like anibal could have ever had this unique anabalic behavior.

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